She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Im part way to drunk.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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