Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
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We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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