He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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