would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I currently don't understand fingers.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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