I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
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I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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