remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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