She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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