you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
the liver wants what the liver wants
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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