Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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