my soul wont recognize me after tonight
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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