I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I looked at my own cervix.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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