What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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