Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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