my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am available for nakedness
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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