Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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