just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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