did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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