I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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