is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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