btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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