I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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