Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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