so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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