I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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