Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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