Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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