I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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