I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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