Who did Billy Mays play for?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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