I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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