i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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