Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dear god my vagina.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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