Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
