So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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