i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
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