Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
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and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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