I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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