Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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