Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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