So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think my nap took me to another dimension
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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