I can tuck mytits in my pants
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
We don't watch enough power rangers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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