can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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