even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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