ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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