he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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