I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
So vagazzling was a success
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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