I want to stick my p in your. b.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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