If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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