oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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