Midget sex pt 2 tonight
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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