My girlfriend figured out who you are.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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