So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
