I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
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Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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