YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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