Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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