i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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